THE ONLY EXCEPTION.

thegirl-inred:

toned-tanned-fit-andready:

v0nlaust:

caliiforniadreaming-xo:

gothicstan:

localised:

do you ever get the urge to get up in the middle of the night while everyone else is fast asleep and just walk places and to be completely alone and entirely dedicated to your thoughts

yes but the problem is i dont want to get murdered u feel me

i feel you 

we all feel you 

why are so many people touching me

This is why you don’t walk around in the middle of the night

(via prettylittlehufflepuff)

brigwife:

probablyharrison:

my grandma and great aunt have passed this card back and forth every birthday for almost 20 years

AWWWHH

(Source: whatsawosha, via prettylittlehufflepuff)

vgly:

dumbfuckery:

I stole this kid’s neopets account and when I checked my email I find this
 

omg

(via legit-humour)

sodamnrelatable:

“I feel tumblr people will be the best parents. Ever.”

(Source: miuhaasar, via fake-mermaid)

rneerkat:

thisisnotlogansblog:

rneerkat:

rneerkat:

is there a month between april and june? 

may be

you can’t answer your own jokes

“why did the chicken cross the road?” “why” “sorry cant answer my own jokes ur gonna have to find the solution yourself”

(via santas-sex-slave)

goddammitfenton:

if you ever feel bad about yourself, just remember this one time in my english class, we were writing horror stories and one of the girls wrote “it was friday the 13th, the night before halloween” for her opening sentence

(via rosetheshrubber)

”where do you wanna go to dinner?”

”i don’t care”

”ok”

(Source: mrschriskendall, via pikachupower)

phoenixwrong:

lora-does-things:

So I don’t know if you knew but there are these new mouthwash bottles.

And when you squeeze the bottle the top fills up.

“Drink” it…

And no more will come out.

So here’s my proposition…

YOU WILL NEVER NEED A SHOT GLASS AGAIN

YOUR MOVE ALCOHOL INDUSTRY

woah that’s brilliant

(via prettylittlehufflepuff)

castielandhishunters:

calumon:

my school’s “rival school” is on lockdown right now bc someone put weed in the vents so everyones slowly getting high oh my godd

I guess now you could call it a high school

(via illuminatitty)

poopflow:

how to get a girl wet in one easy step

1. push her into a pool

(via b-itch-imfabulous)

senpai-has-noticed-you:

sometimes i think i’m arrogant but then i remember that julius caesar was kidnapped by cicilian pirates and when they demanded a ransom of 620 kgs of silver he got mad because he thought he was worth more than that and made them raise it to 1550 kg

(via fake-mermaid)